cockeyed
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views updated May 18 2018cock·eyed / ˈkäkˈīd/ •
adj. inf. crooked or askew; not level. ∎ absurd; impractical: do you expect us to believe a cockeyed story like that? ∎ drunk. ∎ (of a person or a person's eyes) having a squint. ∎ cross-eyed.
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