Bliss 1996
Bliss ★½ 1996 (R)
Creepy feature-length sex-ed lecture delves deeply into sexual problems in modern society. So deeply, in fact, that it could've been called “Ouch, You're on my Hair.” Clueless yup-pies Joseph (Sheffer) and Maria's (Lee) sexual dysfunctions lead her to seek aid from unconventional therapist Baltazar (Stamp), who does things like compare women to violins (hint: they're not really the same. Unless you REALLY like wood). Joseph has his doubts, but soon becomes a chanting tantric goofball. Too clinical to be sexy, but too sexy to be used as an Army training film. 103m/C VHS, DVD . Sheryl Lee, Craig Sheffer, Terence Stamp, Casey Siem-aszko, Spalding Gray, Leigh Taylor-Young, Lois Chiles, Blu Mankuma; D: Lance Young; W: Lance Young; C: Mike Molloy; M: Jan A.P. Kaczmarek.