Palermo, Brian (Brian J. Palermo)

PERSONAL

Born in New Orleans, LA.

Addresses:

Agent—GVA Talent Agency, 9229 Sunset Blvd., Suite 320, Hollywood, CA 90069.

Career:

Actor and writer. Appeared in television commercials for Sealy Posturepedic mattresses, early 2000s.

CREDITS

Stage Appearances:

Darren Borgne, Beverly Winwood Presents the Actors Showcase, Groundlings Theatre, Los Angeles, 2002.

Film Appearances:

Larry, Hollywood Dreams (also known as L.A. Dreams), 1994.

Larry, Hollywood Dreams Take 2 (also known as Hollywood Passions), Buena Vista, 1995.

Matt, Love Me Twice (also known as Love Me Twice 2), York Home Video, 1996.

Voice of radio DJ, In God We Trust (short), AtomFilms, 2000.

Coffee house manager, Big Brother Trouble, Mainline Releasing, 2000.

Cazwell, Big Momma's House (also known as Big Mamas Haus), Twentieth Century-Fox, 2000.

Brad Norton (Itchy), Dinner with Fival (animated short), 2003.

Bruce, Welcome to the Neighborhood, Harmony Gold, 2003.

Skeptical father, Daddy Day Care, Columbia, 2003.

Beantown customers, Kicking & Screaming, Universal, 2005.

Alumni association member number one, Rebound, Twentieth Century-Fox, 2005.

Stephen, Dinner Conversation (short), 2005.

Voice of FBI agent, Thank You For Smoking, Fox Searchlight Films, 2005.

Alex, I'm Not Gay (short), Big Film Shorts, 2005.

Himself, Pajama-Rama Superfriends Retrospective, Warner Home Video, 2005.

Finnius J. Whippie, The Enigma with a Stigma, Anthem Pictures, 2006.

Andy Pztarski, You Did What?, Marvista Entertainment, 2006.

Todd, Soup of the Day, Echo Bridge Home Entertainment, 2006.

Kyle Rancor, Women on Top, Aspect Film, 2007.

Jekyll, 2007.

Ted Haynes, Love Shack, 2008.

Marc, My Life in Ruins, Echo Bridge Entertainment, 2008.

Film Work:

Producer, Dinner Conversation (short), 2005.

Television Appearances; Series:

Host and Clark, Animal Tales, 1997—.

Instant Comedy with the Groundlings, FX Channel, 1998.

Your Favorite Girl Next Door, FX Channel, 2000.

James, Significant Others, Bravo, 2004.

Ensemble member, Thank God You're Here, NBC, 2007.

Television Appearances; Movies:

Starter number one, The Thirteenth Year, Disney Channel, 1999.

Television Appearances; Specials:

Outrageous Celebrity Look-Alike Behavior Caught on Tape, Fox, 2003.

I Love the '90s, VH1, 2004.

I Love the '90s: Part Deux, VH1, 2005.

Television Appearances; Pilots:

White guy number one, The Hughleys, ABC, 1998.

Kenmore, That '80s Show, Fox, 2002.

Luc, Hell on Earth, The CW, 2007.

Television Appearances; Episodic:

Larry the paramedic, "Ready … Aim … Fong!," Suddenly Susan, NBC, 1998.

(As Brian J. Palermo) Carl, "To the Max," Baywatch, syndicated, 1998.

Russ Hobson, "My Best Friend's Funeral," The Closer, CBS, 1998.

Man in clinic, "Steve's Problem," The Secret Lives of Men, ABC, 1998.

Drug enforcement agent, Damon, Fox, 1998.

Various characters, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, NBC, 1998, 2001, 2005, 2006.

Theater usher, "Veronica's Night at the Theater," Veronica's Closet, NBC, 1999.

Brian Kelly, "To Serve and Disinfect," Will & Grace, NBC, 1999.

Neil Sefton, "Decisions," Family Law, CBS, 1999.

Neil Sefton, "Human Error," Family Law, CBS, 2000.

Brian, "Porno Gil," Curb Your Enthusiasm, HBO, 2000.

Voice of Steve, "Dick Solomon's Day Off," 3rd Rock from the Sun (also known as 3rd Rock and Life As We Know It), NBC, 2000.

Mr. Barnes, "Red, White & Dick," 3rd Rock from the Sun (also known as 3rd Rock and Life As We Know It), NBC, 2000.

"What Weddings Do to People," Jack & Jill, The WB, 2001.

Customer, "The Dry Spell," Three Sisters, NBC, 2001.

"The Rules of Engagement," For Your Love, The WB, 2001.

Motorist, "Adrift: Part 1," JAG, CBS, 2001.

Kenmore, "Corey's Remix," That '80s Show, Fox, 2002.

Kenmore, "My Dead Friend," That '80s Show, Fox, 2002.

Neil Sefton, "Children of a Lesser Dad," Family Law, CBS, 2002.

Bartender, "No Surprises," According to Jim, ABC, 2002.

Lewis Pate, "The Truth Is Out There," Crossing Jordan, NBC, 2002.

Trip, "The Ex Games," Good Morning, Miami, NBC, 2003.

Jeff, "Ticket to Ride," Grounded for Life, The WB, 2003.

Clerk, "Party of Two," I'm With Her, ABC, 2004.

Airline representative, "The Last One: Part 2," Friends, NBC, 2004.

Mr. Evans, "Lost in the Headlights," One on One, UPN, 2004.

Today (also known as NBC News Today and The Today Show), NBC, 2004.

Team player, World Cup Comedy, PAX, 2004, 2005.

Doug Coleman, "Christmas Is Ruined," Huff, Showtime, 2005.

Rick, "A Mountain Town," Everwood (also known as Our New Life in Everwood), The WB, 2005.

Client boyfriend, Lovespring International, Lifetime, 2005.

Shirt salesman, "Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show," Monk, USA Network, 2006.

Steve, "Mono," Malcolm in the Middle, Fox, 2006.

National guard commander, "First Responders," The Unit, CBS, 2006.

Colleen's doctor, "Hospital Visit," Sons & Daughters, ABC, 2006.

Jean-Pierre, "Alice Can't Dance," Big Day, ABC, 2006.

Real estate agent, "Adios Amigos," Entourage, HBO, 2007.

Hollywood Residential, Starz, 2007.

WRITINGS

Screenplays:

Dinner Conversation (short), 2005.

Television Episodes:

Wrote Histeria! (animated), The WB; The Weekenders (animated; also known as Disney's "The Weekenders"), ABC; Dave the Barbarian (animated), Disney Channel.